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DEMO [2019]

by TV Cult

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you miss the old Sting and the secret police you miss simple minds that enjoy more division hair metal was wild but you went bald early Crüe at the Whisky and the best guys OD’d McRib’s tasted best during Ronnie’s cold war before Pepsi went Crystal Michael Jackson turned white HIV in the scene, The Cure on the screen George kept his faith but stayed in the closet is this your future? dark 80s fantasy stuck in a nightmare bad taste pornography you missed the new wave cos you surfed the concrete you loved the cassette for all stereotypes worse looking artists but soundtracks were better tripping on arcades so you never had money trees raved in the rain cos there was more acid dancing got dirty cos everybody was geil Hollywood’s arms race sent Rocky to Russia more Apples each day meant less jobs for doctors is this your future? dark 80s fantasy stuck in a nightmare bad taste pornography
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I pay taxes why don’t you pay yours who needs a house with ten fucking floors? just the impression of wealth besides that there’s nothing else I ain’t no corporate toy I work as Elon’s blood boy maybe draining on my health but I suffer to be close to wealth vampire – role model reptile – role model I want to be an oligarch swap my blood with the great white shark gonna live for a thousand years a shit role model that won’t disappear I ain’t no corporate toy I work as Elon’s blood boy maybe draining on my health but I suffer to be close to wealth vampire – role model reptile – role model I do your bidding then you drain my blood it’s your adulation that I dream of I ain’t no corporate toy I work as Elon’s blood boy maybe draining on my health but I suffer to be close to wealth vampire – role model reptile – role model blood boy – role model fuck you – role model
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Steven Seagal, Steven Seagal roundhouse kick and a pony tail Jean-Claude Van Damme, Jean-Claude Van Damme abusive coke head family man Sylvester Stallone, Sylvester Stallone sensitive tough guy and a little porn Steven Seagal, Steven Seagal hiking on the pony trail won’t get a rise out of me with toxic masculinity walk around believing you’re the GOAT forcing bad tastes in the back of girls’ throats Steven Seagal Jean-Claude Van Damme Sylvester Stallone Jackie Chan won’t get a rise out of me with toxic masculinity walk around believing you’re the GOAT forcing bad tastes in the back of girls’ throats

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First demo recording by TV Cult from Cologne, Germany.

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released November 29, 2019

Recorded, mixed & mastered by Steffen MĂŒller in October, 2019.

All music & lyrics by TV Cult.


REVIEW by Devil's Horns Zine:
Post-punk wickedness of TV Cult-Demo review.
"TV Cult is a brutally basic, yet modern punk group from Cologne, Germany. Their raw music style deliberately rejects perfection as well as a lot of superfluous bullshit."

This bio is so on point and it is quite simply the best punk demo I have heard in ages. Think the best quality post-punk/garage punk and not that lame trendy bullshit "where it's so awesome to be retro maaaan", let's dress like it's 1982 but make utter dull music etc, etc.
Nope, TV Cult rule in these three classic tunes.

Reminds me of Melbourne's own Eddy Current Suppression Ring mixed with Radio Birdman or Jay Reatard. Yes, that great. Opener Dark 80's Fantasy is phenomenal, catchy, riffs that are crunchy as and brilliant vocal gymnastics. Plus wicked 80's referenced lyrics. You will play this track over, and over and over. 100%. Second track Elon's Blood Boy continues the vibe, but branches out somewhat different it being less of a barnstormer, but rejoicing in a suberbly crafted rollercoaster of a track. This is one for the headphones folks. Demo closer Steven Seagal picks up the pace and would close any set perfectly with this rager. Fantastic guitar work and quirky vocals add to a song referencing the ponytailed legend himself as well as Jean-Claude Van Damme, Sylvester Stallone, and Jackie Chan. A truly amazing debut and I cannot fucking wait for a full album.

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TV Cult Cologne, Germany

80s infused brutal Post-Punk.
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